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A dog in the intestine is worth 1 in the crock
A constrictor in the anus is worth 6 in the goji berry
A worm in the nose is worth 6 in the doctor
A tern in the skin is worth 3 in the officer
A prairie dog in the fingernail is worth 8 in the funnel cake
A prawn in the gall bladder is worth 3 in the anteater
A mountain goat in the bosom is worth 1 in the loaf
A possum in the hand is worth 6 in the bald eagle
A thrush in the mouth is worth 7 in the pound cake
A porpoise in the foot is worth 1 in the beaked whale

Placeholders

  • {adj} Adjective (ex. Silly)
  • {adjective} Adjective (ex. Silly)
  • {verb} Verb (ex. Run)
  • {adverb} Adverb (ex. Carefully)
  • {noun} Any Singular Noun
  • {singular} Any Singular Noun
  • {plural} Any Plural Noun
  • {location} Any Location (city, country, state, retail)
  • {loc} Any Location (city, country, state, retail)
  • {city} City Location (ex. Los Angeles)
  • {country} Country Location (ex. Canada)
  • {state} State Location (ex. North Carolina)
  • {retail} Retail Location (ex. Walmart)
  • {veg} Vegetable (ex. Bean)
  • {food} Any Food (fruit, vegetable, meat, dish)
  • {meat} Meat (ex. Steak)
  • {dish} Dish Singular (ex. Sandwich)
  • {fruit} Fruit Singular (ex. Banana)
  • {fname} First Name (male or female)
  • {fname-m} First Name (Male)
  • {fname-f} First Name (Female)
  • {animal} Animal Singular (ex. Lion)
  • {bodypart} Body Part Singular (ex. Hand)
  • {bodypart-p} Body Part Plural (ex. Hands)
  • {animal-p} Animal Plural (ex. Lions)
  • {fruit-p} Fruit Plural (ex. Bananas)
  • {dish-p} Dish Plural (ex. Sandwiches)
  • {ex} Exclamations (ex. Hooray!)
  • {instrument} Musical Instrument Singular (ex. Guitar)
  • {instrument-p} Musical Instrument Plural (ex. Guitars)
  • {container} Container Singular (ex. Bucket)
  • {container-p} Container Plural (ex. Buckets)
  • {person} Person Singular (ex. Caveman)
  • {people} Person Plural (ex. Cavemen)
  • {singular-legacy} Singular Noun (old table) - currently more options than {noun}
  • {plural-legacy} Plural Noun (old table) - currently more options than {plural}
  • {clothing} Clothing Singular (ex. Hat)
  • {clothing-p} Clothing Plural (ex. Hats)